“don’t hurt my baby!” i yell at the screen. my baby is a cannibalistic serial killer.
oh my god my school’s career center sent out an email to all of the students, and then a couple office people hit “reply all” and sent out their inter-office replies to the whole school, and now everyone else has caught on, and one person sent this video to my entire school’s population.
And now Nicholas Cage. Reply All failure complete.
Aaron, you’re sleeping. Stop sleeping. Aaron, you’re asleep. You’re Asleep. You were asleep. Go on, here’s a drink